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NFL Sends Memo to Teams About Non-Player Sideline Conduct, but No Comment on Bills Player Pushing Eagles Fan Two Weeks Ago
The NFL sent a memo reminding teams that non-personnel members on the sidelines need to understand…
Mike Sielski Responds to Criticism of Brock Purdy Column and Corresponding Inquirer Tweet
Mike Sielski wrote a Sunday morning Inquirer column titled “The Eagles thrive as underdogs. Brock Purdy…
Asses Totally Kicked – 25 Immediate Takeaways from Niners 42, Eagles 19
If you’re gonna lose to San Fran, so be it. They were playing their revenge game…
I Can’t Tell if the San Francisco Radio Guys are Doing a Bit, or if they Legitimately Hate Us
Jon Marks went on 95.7 The Game in San Francisco for a segment with the dorky…
Bradley Cooper Wants an Eagles Super Bowl More than an Oscar
Bradley Cooper is a sicko like all of us: Somehow this guy has never won an…
Pivotal: The Game Changed After Eli Ricks Stopped a 3rd and 10 with his Butt
Everyone should know that the Eli Ricks butt PBU changed the game: Eagles rookie Eli Ricks…
Here’s the Full List of Derek Barnett’s 28 Eagles Penalties
The Philadelphia Eagles officially waived defensive end Derek Barnett on Black Friday. Barnett was the team’s…
Be Thankful for Cowboys Fans this Holiday Season
The holiday season is upon us, Philadelphia. It’s a time for family, it’s a time for…
Nick Sirianni Continues to Be the Cockiest Son of a Bitch in the NFL!
If this guy wasn’t my head ball coach I would hate his fucking guts! But he…
Jalen Carter Calls Self-Checkout Incident “Probably Just a Misunderstanding”
Jalen Carter was asked about the shoplifting incident that may or may not have occurred earlier…
Happy 15th Anniversary to Donovan McNabb Learning that the NFL has Ties
November 16th, 2008, a day that will live in infamy: Eagles and Bengals tie 23-23. In…
I Could Watch These Cowboys Fans Lose Their Shit Forever
It’s Tuesday and I’m still not over the excitement from that game. Honestly one of the…
There is No Bigger Buzzkill than FOX Immediately Cutting to Commercial Break During a Review
There was a sequence during Sunday’s Eagles/Cowboys game when Luke Schoonmaker caught a Dak Prescott pass…
Dallas Goedert Has a Forearm Fracture and Will Miss Time
Well this sucks. The Eagles lose an elite catching threat right before the hardest part of…
REVIEW: Eagles Release First Song from Sophomore Christmas Album
The Eagles came firing out of the gate with their debut single off of their new…
Kenny Gainwell Apparently Was Responding to DMs From Eagles Fans About His Fumble During Halftime
I don’t want to spend a lot of time on this because I rather focus on…
It Looks and Sounds Like Jalen Hurts Is Gutting Out a Pretty Brutal Leg Injury
Jalen Hurts didn’t come out to start the second half and it was reported he was…
Nick Sirianni Takes Responsibility for Second Jalen Hurts Interception in Jets Loss
We will move on from the Eagles/Jets game forever, but one final story with an interesting…
Phillies Play Monday – 23 Immediate Takeaways from Jets 20, Eagles 14
A dog fight with the Jets. That’s how we spent our Sunday evening, watching the Eagles…
Has the NFL Considered the Joy the Brotherly Shove Brings People?
Count the days of the “Brotherly Shove,” because the NFL is already planting the seeds to…
Clock Control – 27 Immediate Takeaways from Eagles 23, Rams 14
That’s a good W. Any time you can go to the opposite coast and win by…
Those Two 49ers Radio Hosts Who Hate Eagles Fans Can’t Stop Taking Gigantic L’s
These 49ers radio guys from the Morning Roast just can’t stop taking L after L after…
Ron Rivera Didn’t Go for Two Because his Guys Were “Gassed”
Anybody else find it funky that Ron Rivera didn’t try a two-point conversion to steal a…
The Taylor Swift Effect on NFL Ratings and the Female Demographic is No Joke
The numbers rolled in from Taylor Swift’s appearance at last Sunday’s Chiefs/Bears game, and the NFL…
They Hate the Tush Push
Rare L here from Jersey girl Diana Russini: Should there be a limited number of tush…
SR’s Fab 5: Are Bucs Catching Eagles At The Right Time?
Welcome to SR’s Fab 5 – my weekly insider column on the Bucs that features five…
Bucs vs. Eagles: Pewter Predictions For Week 3
BUCS vs. EAGLES WHEN: Monday, September 15, 2023 | WHERE: Raymond James Stadium | KICKOFF: 7:15…
Lower Life Scumbag 49ers Fans Are Brawling Again
Look at these lower life scumbags out there in San Francisco fighting again: I was waiting…
PR Roundtable: 1 Thing Bucs Must Do To Beat Eagles
A new Pewter Report Roundtable debuts every Tuesday during the Bucs’ regular season. Each week, the…
The NFL Loves the Tush Push
No, for real, check out the new banner image for the NFL’s Twitter account: Photo via…
Pewter Pulse: NFL Schedule-Makers Helped The Bucs Out
Pewter Report’s Scott Reynolds has started a new video series on Pewter Report’s YouTube channel, PewterReportTV,…
“Everybody Wants to Make Plays. He’s A Good Friend.” Jalen Hurts on the AJ Brown Sideline Argument
Nick Sirianni didn’t spill anything when asked about the AJ Brown/Jalen Hurts sideline confrontation. He originally…
The “Reporter” Who Asked the Little Rascals Question at the Danelo Cavalcante Press Conference Tells Us the Behind the Scenes Story
Mike Rainey is a Philly comedian and podcast host for shows Dad Meat and Lil’ Stinkers.…
Winning Ugly – 41 Immediate Takeaways from Eagles 25, Patriots 20
A win is a win, but boy that was ugly. Twice the Eagles tried to snatch…
Dak Prescott Was Sedated For 11 Hours… to Get a Tattoo
Dak Prescott went under anesthesia for 11 hours…for a TATTOO according to Clarence Hill Jr. at…
Eagles Fan and Country Music Star Zach Bryan Arrested Heading to Patriots Game
Do I remind you of your daddy in the back of this Ford? Zach Bryan was…
“It Means a Lot to Me” – DeVonta Smith Surprised Eagles Teammates Voted him Captain
The Philadelphia Eagles announced their 2023 team captains on Tuesday. Seven were unsurprisingly re-elected by their…
Sports Media Shakeup as ALLCITY Network Poaches Local Talent in Philadelphia Expansion
Big news in Philly sports media. One of the worst-kept secrets is that the ALLCITY sports…
Full List of Eagles Cuts and Related Moves
The Eagles PR staff sent out an email noting that the team: Acquired the following player…
49ers Put the Final Nail in Trey Lance’s Career by Trading Him to the Cowboys
Big NFL News on a Friday night: Trade: 49ers are sending their former No. 3 overall…
The Trailer for the Jason Kelce Documentary is Sick
The new trailer for the Jason Kelce documentary has come out and it is awesome: It’s…