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Someone Come Get Their WIP Uncle Before He Has a Heart Attack
What an interaction at the Eagles/Commies game. This was the exact energy in the Linc for…
Jalen Carter Sure Looks Like an All-Pro
Just look at this: This Jalen Carter cutup from the game is insane. All Pro talent.…
Astronomer Jerry Jones Teaches Us About the Sun and the Moon
Let’s check in with Jerruh after the Eagles’ 34-6 win in Dallas on Sunday: A frustrated…
Jason Kelce Addressed the Penn State Phone-Smashing Incident on Monday Night Football
Jason Kelce addressed the Penn State phone smashing incident from Saturday morning during the Monday Night…
Here’s the Zebras’ Explanation for Saquon Barkley’s Fumble
Jacksonville returned a Saquon Barkley fumble for a touchdown on Sunday evening, a call that stood…
Here’s Another Angle Showing the Penn State Crumb Bum Pushing Jason Kelce
Before Penn State lost again to Ohio State on Saturday, video came out showing Jason Kelce…
Dak Prescott Did Not Make Trevon Diggs’ Top Quarterbacks List, but Jalen Hurts Did
This is perfect: Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs says that Jayden Daniels is a top 5 QB…
You’ll Never Catch Me Helping My Replacement Acclimate to My Old Job, But I’m Not Doug Pederson
Doug Pederson apparently helped Nick Sirianni get acclimated to his job after he was fired in…
Bears DB Should Have to Walk Back to Illinois After Taunting Fans Before Game-Losing Hail Mary
If you missed it in the 4 p.m. window, the Commanders beat the Bears on a…
Eagles are +125 on the Money Line for Week 8 Road Trip to Cincinnati
The Philadelphia Eagles and Cincinnati Bengals face off on Sunday in a battle of “Which of…
Giants Fans Admit they Miss Saquon Barkley and Don’t Trust Ownership
Not only are Giants fans upset that Saquon Barkley is now an Eagle, a bunch of…
Eagles a -3.5 Favorite for Saquon Barkley’s Return to MetLife Stadium
The Philadelphia Eagles are a 3.5-point favorite for Saquon Barkley’s grand return to the New Jersey…
Nick Sirianni Has the Same Amount of Apologies as Wins After Shaving His Head
Nick Sirianni started his press conference by apologizing to Eagles fans for his outburst after beating…
Eagles (-9.5) are the Biggest Favorite on the NFL Week 6 Board
The Philadelphia Eagles couldn’t have asked for a better matchup coming out of the bye. The…
I Knew the Darius Slay Tweet Was Coming and It was Still Worse Than I Ever Could’ve Imagined
You just knew in the middle of that game as you’re watching Darius Slay get torched…
Injury Update on Dunphy After Awkward Jason Kelce Chest Bump
One moment you’re chest bumping Jason Kelce, the next you’re clutching your knee in pain. That’s…
I Could Listen to CJ Gardner-Johnson Talk Shit All Day
CJGJ should’ve never been allowed out the door of NovaCare. This dude is the heartbeat of…
Eagles Fans Lament “Sorry Ass Team” After Atlanta Loss
The Eagles collapsed in pitiful fashion on Monday night and the fan reaction was as expected:…
Bryce Huff Didn’t Make the Box Score
Lots of bad to go around after the Eagles threw one into the garbage can on…
NFL Player Says Brazil Had “the Worst Field I’ve Ever Played On”
Eagles players are still talking about the field conditions in Brazil, via Josh Tolentino at theScore.com:…
Idiot Giants Fan Tries to Immolate a Daniel Jones Jersey with PAM Cooking Spray
What’s worse here – the sacrificial burning of the Daniel Jones jersey, or Giants fans’ inability…
50 Infallible Eagles Predictions for the 2024 Season
With a new Eagles season upon us, it’s time for another infallible prediction list. When we…
Jefferson Health Breaking Up the IBX Monopoly on Philadelphia Sports Jerseys
Inbox: The Philadelphia Eagles and Jefferson Health, an industry leader in clinical and compassionate care, have announced…
Do You Really Think the Eagles Would be Dumb Enough to Endorse a Political Candidate?
A Philadelphia Eagles/Kamala Harris advertisement that popped up in University City and other spots throughout town…
Howard Eskin Remaining on the Air After “Unwanted Advance” Toward Female Aramark Employee a Barometer for Cancel Culture in 2024
Ximena Conde at the Inquirer reports that Howard Eskin was banned from Citizens Bank Park after…
We Need the Video (EDIT- got it) of Kylie Kelce Telling Off Some Heathen Who Wouldn’t Stop Bothering Her For a Picture
There’s an apparent video of the Duchess of Delco, Kylie Kelce, telling off some lady outside…
Hopefully CJGJ’s 2024 Pass Coverage is Better than his Latest Music Video
Chauncey Gardner-Johnson apparently released a new music video: CJ Gardner-Johnson (aka SOG Ceedy) dropped a new…
Ten Takeaways from the Eagles’ 2024 NFL Draft Class
The draft is over and I sense that Eagles fans are mostly satisfied with the job…
Jalen Hurts Donates $200k to 10 Philadelphia Schools Hours After WIP Asks if Jalen’s Demeanor “Rubs You Wrong”
Jalen Hurts just donated $200k worth of air conditioning to 10 Philadelphia schools via Kristin Hunt…
Sometimes You’ll Be at Your Neighborhood Bar and Jordan Mailata Will Show Up
Another offseason. Another video of Jordan Mailata bringing the house down. This one at a more…
The NFL Has Made it Impossible to Tackle
The hip drop tackle was banned from the NFL in an unanimous vote on Monday: The…
The Eagles’ Quarterback Factory is Up and Running Again with Kenny Pickett Trade
Friday afternoon news: Trade: Steelers are sending QB Kenny Pickett to the Philadelphia Eagles in a…
The Eagles Deny Tampering with Saquon Barkley After James Franklin Mentions Howie Roseman Spoke With RB
I’ll admit, I’m trying to spin this into somehow being Penn State’s fault and not even…
CJGJ Is Back With the Philadelphia Eagles!
CJGJ IS BACK! Funny how much of a difference a year makes. He wanted a three…
Report: Fletcher Cox is Expected to Retire
Jeremy Fowler at ESPN says he’s talked to multiple sources that have told him Fletcher Cox…
Time to Remove UCLA Defensive End Laiatu Latu from Your Eagles Draft Board
Laiatu Latu was the 2023 Ted Hendricks winner, an award given to college football’s best defensive…
A.J. Brown Called 94 WIP, and While it was Awkward, We Did Learn Some Things
After a sloppy and dramatic Eagles week that saw all kinds of rumors tossed around, A.J.…
The Chiefs are Signing Matt Araiza
NFL news: Source: #Chiefs are signing free agent punter Matt Araiza. Araiza, a sixth-round pick in…
D Gunn with Two Nuggets on the Eagles’ Late-Season Struggles
Gunner tweeted this: According to sources: Jalen big contract-pulled in numerous directions on/off field put him…