Cheerleading Melee was the Most Fight We’ve Seen in Dallas in the Last Year

Chaos erupted in Dallas this weekend at the NCA All-Star Cheerleading competition after some dads started rumbling and tumbling. Typically these kind of brawls are reserved for Jerry World, but I can’t lie, I’ve missed seeing a bunch of pissed-off guys brawl while security does absolutely nothing to break it up:

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. The lady screaming “STOP” is always the worst part of these fights. Put a muzzle on her. You contribute nothing. It doesn’t stop people from fighting and it ruins my enjoyment watching these videos every single time. How about you jump in there and start pulling people off of each other? Grab the kids and head for the hills. Women who scream “STOP” during a fight are the same moms that scream “Get him!” during games. Love my mom, but she was a “Get him!” mom. Hey mom, I’m trying. Unfortunately, my feet move like concrete and Lansdale Catholic should’ve never left the Pac-10 conference for the Philadelphia Catholic League. How about instead of “Get him!” you learn some man-to-man principles. Know how we rotate and that two passes away is always one foot in the lane, one foot out. Know where we should trap on the 1-3-1. Watch some tape because “Get him!” ain’t helping right now when we’re down 30 to The Prep.

Now I’m going to guess that whatever these dudes were fighting over had to be personal. No dad gives this much of a shit about cheerleading. It’s not like this is little league or pee wee where they actually understand what’s going on. If you’re attacking the referee for giving your baby girl a 9.6 instead of 9.7 that I can understand. Two dudes fighting in the hallway of a cheerleading competitions make zero sense. Someone owes someone money for the hotel room at the last competition in El Paso and Stacey’s dad has come to collect.

And of course we can’t just laugh about it and move on because when you mix a bunch of stressed out parents doom scrolling on Facebook with a bunch of kids hopped up on SSRIs and sugar it’s going to turn into chaos. It was maybe two seconds before the reports of an active shooter started and a stampede ensued:

Man how much does this world suck when a little scrap that knocked over some scaffolding turns into an active shooter situation? We can’t even control the mis-information at a cheerleading event. The future of the Internet is going to be fucked.

Might be time to unplug the system, blow on the game, and restart if this is the reaction to poles falling:

“Listen closely you can hear the gun shots!” Where? In the song? –

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