Bryce Harper Just Gave us the Perfect Vanilla Latte Recipe Right Before the USA Nukes TikTok

I’m just sitting here minding my business watching an awesome Cotton Bowl game and scrolling TikTok when all of a sudden a beaned up Bryce Harper comes through with the most delicious looking vanilla latte recipe right before the app is sent to the sun:

@3ryceharper

Do I make this a regular thing? #baristabryce #coffee

♬ original sound – Bryce Harper

This latte definitely just called me poor. Lions mane mushrooms in the beans. $20 Madagascar Vanilla Bean Maple Syrup. $11 dollar grass fed whole milk. Super special custom round ice trays like he’s got a Burger King ice dispenser in his kitchen. Apparently my K Cups are full of mold because they’re not organic. The life of the rich and famous.

Why the hell has a latte from Starbucks never looked like this? Have mercy:

Me after I watching the perfect pour and the extra foam fit perfectly in that cup:

We’re like a week from Bryce filing a trademark for a new coffee company called “B3aned Up”. If he opens a coffee shop in Fishtown we’re throwing hands.

P.S. Ngl I’m a little worried about this guy’s eyes. I’m not going to pretend like I understand the toll having three kids takes on your sleep schedule, but those eyes look like he’s harboring the stress of having to put the Phillies on his back this year. Jesus man. You gotta check those bags? Can someone introduce Bryce to Patrick Bateman’s morning skin routine?

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