Someone Call Billy Corgan to Take Care of the Mets’ “Playoff Pumpkin”

This is the dumbest shit ever:

This is the playoff pumpkin. Pete Alonso picked it himself this week at a Wisconsin pumpkin patch. It’s now another good-luck charm for the Mets. pic.twitter.com/l7ewDnvu6w

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) October 4, 2024

Pete Alonso introduces the Mets playoff pumpkin pic.twitter.com/3eNZfFwqOV

— SNY (@SNYtv) October 4, 2024

You’ve got Grimace, playoff pumpkins, rally pimps, Seymour Weiner, OMG signs, and Hawk Tuah girl throwing out the first pitch. It’s the Mount Rushmore of Mets cringe, and that’s just off the top of my head. I hope they take this pumpkin and throw it off the top of an MIT building for the purpose of “studying physics.” Drop it 100 feet off the side of Citi Field onto Pete Alonso’s goofy head.

Where’s Gallagher when you need him? You know, the comedian who used to smash big melons with a sledgehammer. Not the “walking bets” melons, but large fruits. Get Billy Corgan in the house to handle this nonsense. He wrote a song about Jesse Winker years ago:

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