Idiot Giants Fan Tries to Immolate a Daniel Jones Jersey with PAM Cooking Spray

What’s worse here – the sacrificial burning of the Daniel Jones jersey, or Giants fans’ inability to start a fire? –

Giants Fans are burning Daniel jones jerseys outside MetLife at least donate pic.twitter.com/nGSX0urOLU

— Sarah McCrory (@sarahhmccrory) September 8, 2024

I am 99% sure this guy is trying to use PAM cooking spray as an accelerant. The can colors match. You see the yellow and red with the white egg logo on the bottom. It’s gotta be PAM, which is hilarious. Good for greasing your pan, or blowing your hand off! If you look at the safety warnings on the can, it literally says “DO NOT SPRAY NEAR OPEN FLAME” because the contents are flammable. Please do not try to set clothing on fire using Pam. You’re not James Bond in Live and Let Die killing a venomous snake with a cigar and a can of shaving cream. You’re in a MetLife parking lot being a dumbass. Our Cro-Magnon ancestors are rolling in their stone barrows after that pitiful kindling attempt. They did a better job and all they had were a bunch of sticks and some rocks.

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