Rob Thomson Named Second Most Handsome MLB Manager

If you had a weird attraction to Rob Thomson while watching the Phillies last year, you’re not alone. He was named the second most handsome manager, according to a beauty app:

Did not expect this in my morning inbox, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/daDOQsnehR

— Britt Ghiroli (@Britt_Ghiroli) January 11, 2023

How can you blame that app? People would sacrifice their first born for a head of hair like this at 59:

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Great dinner at the @TheParlourInn last night with Hall of Famer Rob Thomson and silent auction winners Dave and Brayden Baines. Thank you for the support. pic.twitter.com/b7Zu1yyU9j

— Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum 🇨🇦⚾️ (@CDNBaseballHOF) January 8, 2023

Photo Credit: Orlando Ramirez-USA TODAY Sports

And you know what the best part is? This is great for the Phillies. Topper has to be sick and tired of coming in second. Enough is enough. A World Series is one thing, but a beauty competition where you lose to Buck Showalter is where the line should be drawn. That hair color might be as authentic as J.T. Realmuto selling health insurance, but at least you don’t need more turf than the Vet to cover up his bald spot, like some guys:

Photo Credit: Orlando Ramirez-USA TODAY Sports

P.S. Checking in on former Phillies managers, and lets be real – Gabe Kapler at #12 is an assault on beauty:

Here he is .. your new #phillies manager Gabe Kapler. If his analytics don’t work as a manager maybe he can be a model for leopard thongs. pic.twitter.com/FtvKSIcy14

— Howard Eskin (@howardeskin) October 30, 2017

Gabe Kapler ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/TOlFsc2oQY

— Sonny Snow ❄ ❄ ❄ (@Honey_Ryder92) January 5, 2023

I mean pic.twitter.com/JFzXuIkXEA

— Noah Gittell (@noahgittell) January 11, 2023

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