Bryce Harper Just Took Ranger Suarez to the North Side

Ranger Suarez faced Bryce Harper and Christian Pache in a simulated game on Tuesday to see where he’s at in his rehab from forearm tightness. I don’t think that cutter is cutting yet.

Fast forward to 40 seconds:

Good thing Southwest grounded all those flights. God damn, Bryce Harper would’ve put a baseball in the side of one and forced an emergency landing into Midway.

Call me crazy, but I think the guy is back. Where are we at on his rehab? Are we still waiting for him to get cleared to slide? Just tell him to not slide for God’s sake. The elbow looks great if you ask me, plus he’s got a golden hand now:

Precaution is like pre cum. I’m too aroused to care. The guy looks like a natural at first base and was that a dive??? Get him in the lineup Topper! –

I just feel for the IronPigs players, who are the only ones who ever benefit from Harper injuries. No steak dinners this year:

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